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"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
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"Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right."
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"Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them."
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"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."
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"What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade."
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"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
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"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!"
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"I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right."
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