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"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking."

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
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"I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right."

"Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!"

"Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
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