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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."
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"Dictionaries are always fun, but not always reassuring."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that."
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"The fun is in figuring out why the French are susceptible to such tripe."
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"You know me, I've got to find some way to get a fresh fire."
Fire

"Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith."
Faith

"I'm much too young to feel this damn old."
Old

"I don't know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something that's new, and hopefully will be fun, and there's plenty of stuff out there to cut."
Christmas

"I'd love to play a villain in a movie, the kind of bad guy you would never think of me being able to play. Like most people, I have a darker side I'd like to explore onscreen."
Love

"It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!"
Funny

"The guys have told me not to quit my day job."
Day

"I got an offer in 1992 to buy a major-league team. I turned down the offer because I don't want my love of the game to involve business."
Business

"While I'm playing baseball, I'm still writing songs and having tapes sent to me. I'm sure I'll spend a lot of time in the whirlpool resting these tired bones, so I'll be thinking of music then."
Music

"Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers."
God
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