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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest."
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"Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest."
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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature."
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"The glorious uncertainty of the law was a thing well known and complained of, by all ignorant people, but all learned gentleman considered it as its greatest excellency."
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"Remember that when you meet your antagonist, to do everything in a mild agreeable manner. Let your courage be keen, but, at the same time, as polished as your sword."
Time
"Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer."
Death
"Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day."
Day
"'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion."
Matrimony
"There is nothing on earth so easy as to forget, if a person chooses to set about it. I'm sure I have as much forgot your poor, dear uncle, as if he had never existed; and I thought it my duty to do so."
Thought
"I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it."
God
"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts."
Imagination
"You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest."
Interest
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