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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest."
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"Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest."
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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it."
God
"'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion."
Matrimony
"That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously."
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"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar."
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"A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in."
Mother
"You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest."
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"Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day."
Day
"The surest way to fail is not to determine to succeed."
Succeed
"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts."
Imagination
"Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible."
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