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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest."
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"I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest."
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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously."
Benefit
"I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere."
Time
"I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it."
God
"There is nothing on earth so easy as to forget, if a person chooses to set about it. I'm sure I have as much forgot your poor, dear uncle, as if he had never existed; and I thought it my duty to do so."
Thought
"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts."
Imagination
"A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in."
Mother
"The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed."
Fatigue
"My valor is certainly going, it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out as it were, at the palms of my hands!"
Valor
"Modesty is a quality in a lover more praised by the women than liked."
Woman
"Pity those who nature abuses; never those who abuse nature."
Nature
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