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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"Listen closely as those around you speak; great truths are revealed in jest."
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"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest."
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"Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you."
Gardening
"There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature."
Possibility
"Remember that when you meet your antagonist, to do everything in a mild agreeable manner. Let your courage be keen, but, at the same time, as polished as your sword."
Time
"The surest way to fail is not to determine to succeed."
Succeed
"I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere."
Time
"For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!"
Friendship
"The glorious uncertainty of the law was a thing well known and complained of, by all ignorant people, but all learned gentleman considered it as its greatest excellency."
People
"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar."
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"Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics."
Politics
"Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible."
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