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"In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob."
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"Foulmouthed individuals seem to have their neuron systems replaced by colon structures, given that their terminology profusely consists of "sh*t and f*ck". ['Tolerance zero']"
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"The walls, where there was room, were well decorated with calendars and posters showing bright, improbable girls with pumped-up breasts and no hips - blondes, brunettes and redheads, but always with this bust development, so that a visitor of another species might judge from the preoccupation of artist and audience that the seat of procreation lay in the mammaries. Alice Chicoy...who worked among the shining girls, was wide-hipped and sag-chested and she walked well back on her heels...She was not in the least jealous of the calendar girls and the Coca-Cola girls. She had never seen anyone like them, and she didn't think anyone ever had."
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"Many buy gadgets they don't really need, with money they don't have, for people they don't actually care for, while infringing their corporeal and financial capacities, in order to pay doctors and psychiatrists.['Keeping up with the Joneses']"
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"Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn't. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn't."
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"There is nothing in the record of the past two years when both Houses of Congress have been controlled by the Republican Party which can lead any person to believe that those promises will be fulfilled in the future. They follow the Hitler line - no matter how big the lie, repeat it often enough and the masses will regard it as truth."
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"Will liked to live so that no one could find fault with him, and to do that he had to live as nearly like other people as possible."
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"Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age."
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"If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate."
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"I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills."
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"Chomie' is South African homosexual men's unofficial name."
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"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."
Fear


"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."
Intelligence


"Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision."
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"Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality."
Painting


"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."
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"The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents."
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"Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory."
Money


"Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid."
Being


"The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret."
Influence


"Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali."
Experience
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