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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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Personal Development
"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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Personal Development
"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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Personal Development
"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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Personal Development
"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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Personal Development
"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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Personal Development
"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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Personal Development
"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Men get laid, but women get screwed."
Man
"Manners are love in a cool climate."
Love
"It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough."
Sacrifice
"The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us."
People
"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."
Humor
"Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors."
Health
"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook."
Sex
"Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?"
World
"Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin."
Reading
"Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave."
Fun
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