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"I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog."
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"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
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"It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high."
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"Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own."
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"It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young."
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"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere."
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"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip."
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"I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane."
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"It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy."
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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
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"Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter is the good that he does in this world to his fellows."
Wealth

"Frenchmen have an unlimited capacity for gallantry and indulge it on every occasion."
Gallantry

"It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love."
Love

"There are pretenders to piety as well as to courage."
Courage

"He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure."
Peace

"We die only once, and for such a long time."
Time

"The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them."
Men

"One ought to look a good deal at oneself before thinking of condemning others."
Thinking

"Oh, I may be devout, but I am human all the same."
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"Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts."
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