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"I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."
Gold,
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"Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity."
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"You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' boo me."
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"It really means a lot that I won the gold medal - but I woke up the next morning expecting to feel different. I felt the same."
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"Mystery is a resource, like coal or gold, and its preservation is a fine thing."
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"The alchemists in their search for gold discovered many other things of greater value."
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"Gold, on the contrary, though of little use compared with air or water, will exchange for a great quantity of other goods."
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"Brass shines as fair to the ignorant as gold to the goldsmiths."
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"When we were on the road, I found out that my greatest hits album went Gold. They freaked out. Things really came to a head when we started arguing about a Van Halen greatest hits package."
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"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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"Much have I traveled in the realms of gold, and many goodly states and kingdoms seen."
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"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
Work
"I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat."
March
"I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last."
Answers
"Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever."
Father
"Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane."
News
"I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies."
Blind
"For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view."
Loneliness
"The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it."
News
"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
Poetry
"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."
Winning
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