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"I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."
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"You know you can get gaudy with something, and they didn't do that. To me, I think it's very tasteful, well done, with the silver and gold and the engraving. I think it's very tasteful."
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"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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"Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity."
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"I live for playing live. All my records are live, since After the Gold Rush, with the exception of Trans and the vocals on Landing on Water."
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"Mystery is a resource, like coal or gold, and its preservation is a fine thing."
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"Hunger for gold is made greater as more gold is acquired."
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"The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself - the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us - that's where it's at."
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"Brass shines as fair to the ignorant as gold to the goldsmiths."
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"The only thing I really, really want is for the U.S. to win again. Just to win another team gold. And, of course I would really want to win an all-around gold."
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"I ordered gold in the meantime to be showered down without ceasing among the happy multitude."
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"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
Work
"I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?"
Time
"I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Fire
"Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course."
Thought
"Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?"
Favorite
"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
Funny
"People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack."
Work
"What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Life
"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent."
Success
"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."
Time
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