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Lily Tomlin

"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"

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Amber Hurdle

"We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

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Amber Hurdle

"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

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Amber Hurdle

"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."

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Amber Hurdle

"If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door."

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Amber Hurdle

"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it."

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Amber Hurdle

"All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent."

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Amber Hurdle

"Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times."

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Amber Hurdle

"God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses."

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Amber Hurdle

"Novels tend to end as the Paternoster begins: with the kingdom of God on earth."

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Lily Tomlin
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."

People

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Lily Tomlin
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."

American

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Lily Tomlin
"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing."

Survival

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Lily Tomlin
"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else."

Thought

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Lily Tomlin
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"

God

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Lily Tomlin
"The best mind-altering drug is the truth."

Truth

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Lily Tomlin
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

Success

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Lily Tomlin
"If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed."

Books

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Lily Tomlin
"The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat."

Winning

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Lily Tomlin
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."

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