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"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
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"Frank liked me because I went nuts on the piano using feet, head, whatever I could find to bang on the piano."
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"I'm really good with fighting with my feet."
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"Once when I was standing at the base, they started rotating the set and a big, heavy wrench fell down from the 12 o'clock position of the set, and got buried in the ground a few feet from me. I could have been killed!"
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"It has been extraordinary, wonderful, I've been three feet off the ground since I made that first record."
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"I'm saying: to be continued, until we meet again. Meanwhile, keep on listening and tapping your feet."
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"I really wanted to be on Six Feet Under as a corpse. That would be hysterical."
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"If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune."
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"I was all in gold sequins for Million Dollar Mermaid, 50 feet in the air."
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"What did I do in high school? I grew from 5 feet 4 inches to 6 feet 2 inches."
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"We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big."
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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Race
"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else."
Thought
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
People
"If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed."
Books
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Deep
"What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch."
Reality
"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing."
Survival
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
American
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
Beauty
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."
Cause
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