"The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother."

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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"I'm totally opposed to vouchers. I will fight them tooth and nail."

"Never fight an inanimate object."

"Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums."

"If you want to be angry at Gore, be angry at him for not fighting harder in Florida."

"All these portrayals we see of knights fighting must be absolute rubbish because knights in armour could literally have only had two or three blows and then they'd have had to sit down to have a cup of tea."

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