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"Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food."
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"A full fridge is like an empty one: What am I going to eat?"
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"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
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"If music be the food of love, play on."
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"Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
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"Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on; its delight is murder, and its end is despair."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
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"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
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"Corn is an efficient way to get energy calories off the land and soybeans are an efficient way of getting protein off the land, so we've designed a food system that produces a lot of cheap corn and soybeans resulting in a lot of cheap fast food."
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"Man is a make-believe animal: he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part."
Acting


"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."
Age


"To write a genuine familiar or truly English style, is to write as any one would speak in common conversation who had a thorough command and choice of words, or who could discourse with ease, force, and perspicuity, setting aside all pedantic and oratorical flourishes."
Creativity


"There is nothing good to be had in the country, or if there is, they will not let you have it."
Nation


"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush."
Hair


"Envy among other ingredients has a mixture of the love of justice in it. We are more angry at undeserved than at deserved good-fortune."
Love


"Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love."
Love


"Grace has been defined as the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul."
Soul


"Dr. Johnson was a lazy learned man who liked to think and talk better than to read or write; who, however, wrote much and well, but too often by rote."
Man


"It is well there is no one without fault for he would not have a friend in the world. He would seem to belong to a different species."
Relationship
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