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"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
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"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
May
"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out."
Service
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
People
"You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady."
Lady
"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
Men
"People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it."
Talent
"I'm for whatever gets you through the night."
Night
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Love
"The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth."
Music
"I am a thing of beauty."
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"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind."
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"What men are among the other formations of the earth, artists are among men."
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"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."
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"People talk about the courage of condemned men walking to the place of execution: sometimes it needs as much courage to walk with any kind of bearing towards another person's habitual misery."
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"Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth."
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"The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same."
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"The greatest enemy to human souls is the self-righteous spirit which makes men look to themselves for salvation."
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"A vigorous temper is not altogether an evil. Men who are easy as an old shoe are generally of little worth."
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
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"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."
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