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"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
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"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."
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"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."
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"Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men."
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"Wine hath drowned more men than the sea."
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"My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em."
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"I cannot help fearing that men may reach a point where they look on every new theory as a danger, every innovation as a toilsome trouble, every social advance as a first step toward revolution, and that they may absolutely refuse to move at all."
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"Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation."
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
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"All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men; and in this respect artists might well be regarded as man multiplied by two. So it is, was, and shall be."
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"Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one's mind."
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"Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you."
Hurt

"The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth."
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"People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it."
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"I am a thing of beauty."
Beauty

"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
Men

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
People

"Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent."
Hell

"I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest."
Woman

"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels."
Night

"You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass."
Love
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