"I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose."

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"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

God, Glory, Man, Sun

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

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"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

Keith Miller, American Author

God, Purpose, Will

"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

George Muller, English Clergyman

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"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

God, Gods

"We were constantly hearing it repeated, that we must never again look upon ourselves as our own; but must remember, that we were solemnly and irrevocably devoted to God."

Maria Monk, Canadian Celebrity

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"God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him."

Jim Elliot, American Clergyman

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"Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers."

Garth Brooks, American Musician

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"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

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"The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything."

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"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?"

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"The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom."

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"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."

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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

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"I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood."

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"I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of."

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"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."

"We were constantly hearing it repeated, that we must never again look upon ourselves as our own; but must remember, that we were solemnly and irrevocably devoted to God."

"God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him."

"Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers."

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."

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"The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything."

"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?"

"The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom."

"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."

"There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court."

"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas."

"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

"I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood."

"I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of."