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"I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television."
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"I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations."
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"You never get every job you want."
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"It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!"
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"There are a couple of teachers I have had without whose influence I would not be as happy with who I am."
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"If I couldn't broadcast baseball games, I think I would make a good impression on people."
People

"I think I would have a better time writing films rather than directing."
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"I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins."
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"I haven't gone to college yet and I intend to in a few years."
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"It is important to make the fans that support me feel supported."
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