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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever."
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"The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican."
Punk
"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact."
Christian
"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"
Celebrity
"There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists."
People
"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."
People
"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
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"No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'"
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"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
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"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."
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"You can be arrested and not charged. You can be arrested and have no right to counsel."
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"Three times during the show the drums are lifted over the audience - I go up and out, right, left and back."
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"He ended it. He just said he didn't - he - well, what he said was that he didn't feel it was right, and you know, I mean that's - because he ended it, he'd probably have to be the one to answer that."
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"I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state."
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"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant."
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"I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington."
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"You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious."
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"So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it."
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"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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