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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"I let things roll right off me. I don't stay mad long."
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"You can be arrested and not charged. You can be arrested and have no right to counsel."
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"He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze."
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"I just stroll in right before the recording goes on."
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"If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always."
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"In the U.S the right is very wide. From Neo con's to almost Anarchist."
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"I'm going to try to pull a Natalie Portman. Natalie went to Harvard while shooting 'Star Wars'. I don't know how she did it. I want to have lunch with her and ask her - that seems like a bunch of stress right there."
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"When I record somebody else's song, I have to make it my own or it doesn't feel right. I'll say to myself, I wrote this and he doesn't know it!"
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"We always started these albums as making demos, that went right on until Scary Monsters."
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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
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"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."
People
"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
Creativity
"There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists."
People
"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
Time
"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."
Time
"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact."
Christian
"We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'"
Fun
"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"
Family
"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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