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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

"Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic."

"I think women are too valuable to be in combat."
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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."


"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."


"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."


"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."


"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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