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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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