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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."

"No compliment can be eloquent, except as an expression of indifference."
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"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."

"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."

"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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