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"At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me."
Thought
"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
Reading
"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."
Home
"Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then."
People
"Women love a self-confident bald man."
Love
"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
Birds
"I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab."
Job
"Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised."
Time
"I just feed off the energy of the audience."
Energy
"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
Talking
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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Personal Development
"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that."
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"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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"Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth."
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"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."
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