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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."

"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."

"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."
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