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"Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty."
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"No matter how kind you are, always expect a few imbeciles."
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"Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws."
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"When young people are cynical, and snarky, they shoot down their own future. When you keep saying "No," all that's left is what other people said "Yes" to before you were born. Really, "No" is no choice at all."
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"Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this tiny, dear part in them that's still alive."
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"I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans."
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"I am most proud of my integrity and least proud of my cynicism."
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"The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people."
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"I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking."
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"People, generally, suck."
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"Love is more than blind. It's brain-dead."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
Jokes
"I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality."
Spiritual
"I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay."
Gay
"I don't believe in karma."
Karma
"Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty."
Cynicism
"When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?"
News
"When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records."
People
"I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position."
Community
"Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again."
College
"There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed."
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