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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again."
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"I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality."
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"I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming."
Work
"There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed."
Fact
"When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?"
News
"I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position."
Community
"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
Jokes
"I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay."
Gay
"That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams."
Dream
"I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved."
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