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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."
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"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show."
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"A civil servant doesn't make jokes."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
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"I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality."
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"I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay."
Gay
"I don't believe in karma."
Karma
"When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?"
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"When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records."
People
"I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position."
Community
"Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again."
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"There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed."
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"I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming."
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