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"The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn't given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it."
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"Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good."
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"Lines and greyness are nature's way of telling you not to fuck with someone - the equivalent of yellow and black lines on a wasp, or the markings on the back of a black widow spider."
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"When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking at the map upside down, and not until you're forty are you entirely sure. By the time you're sixty, take it from me, you're fucking lost."
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"Growing older is certain, growing wiser is harder and optional."
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"When we age we shed many skins: ego, arrognace, dominance, self-opionated, unreliable, pessimism, rudeness, selfish, uncaring ... Wow, it's good to be old!"
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"When you start believing that you are too old to enjoy something, you lose so much joy in your life."
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"One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over."
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"Growing older is a precious commodity. Only a few can endure to achieve that distinguished distinction and quality."
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"Ah, but I was so much older thenI'm younger than that now."
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"He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age. But to him who is of an opposite disposition, youth and age are equally a burden."
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"To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring - read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring - read a book."
Education

"A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design."
Storytelling

"Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible."
Greed

"Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead."
Loss

"Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person."
Society

"You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you."
Humility

"Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it."
Life

"I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do."
Suicide

"Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for."
Sympathy

"Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture)."
Pain
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