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"If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel."
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"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."

"O! Let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven; keep me in temper; I would not be mad!"

"Of all things visible, the highest is the heaven of the fixed stars."

"We seek him here, we seek him there, Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven? - Is he in hell? That damned, elusive Pimpernel?"

"The Roman Catholics teach that unless you're a Roman Catholic you do not go to heaven."

"7th Heaven is quite a hit for them now, and they are hoping to appeal to a very similar audience with our show; skewed slightly older I guess, since it's a 9:00 to 10:00 show."

"This wretched brain gave way, and I became a wreck at random driven, without one glimpse of reason or heaven."
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"Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest."

"And he gave it for his opinion that whoever could make two ears of corn or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before would deserve better of mankind and do more essential service to his country than the whole race of politicians put together."

"I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution."

"Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind."

"Here commences a new dominion acquired with a title by divine right. Ships are sent with the first opportunity; the natives driven out or destroyed; their princes tortured to discover their gold; a free license given to all acts of inhumanity and lust, the earth reeking with the blood of its inhabitants: and this execrable crew of butchers, employed in so pious an expedition, is a modern colony, sent to convert and civilize an idolatrous and barbarous people!"
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