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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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Personal Development

"When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going."
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Personal Development

"Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all."
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Personal Development

"So, like I said, I will visit Jeffersonville more often because I now have a little getaway house up there."
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Personal Development

"Now I get to pick and choose exactly what I want to do."
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Personal Development

"Now the identification of individual sounds by phonetic observation is an artificial way of proceeding."
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"I'm now convinced that I'm a doctor. I mean, if someone says they have a pain, I'm like, 'Well, that's your spleen.'"
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Personal Development

"The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending."
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"All the classical genres are now ridiculous in their rigorous purity."
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"Old is always fifteen years from now."
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"At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting."
Dating

"I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that."
People

"The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid."
Genius

"Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known who my best friends were."
People

"I'm not afraid of O.J. now."
Now

"I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either."
Enemy

"I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial."
Acting

"I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon."
Development

"I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty."
Heart

"It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin."
People
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