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"Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare."
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"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."
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"Who ever said that pleasure wasn't functional?"
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"The person whose doors I enter with most pleasure, and quit with most regret, never did me the smallest favor."
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"What leads to unhappiness, is making pleasure the chief aim."
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"My senses are alive with pleasure and joy."
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"Pleasure, like the sparrow, never sits on any one branch too long."
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"Some loves are like a vice that has ceased to give pleasure."
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"Great sex is a natural drug."
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"There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward."
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"Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free."
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"There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating."
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"Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up."
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"The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop."
Poor


"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Home


"These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig."
Man


"I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach."
Body


"In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director."
God


"What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out."
Life


"Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film."
Life
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