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"Better times perhaps await us who are now wretched."

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Steven Wright, American Comedian

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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."

John Dryden, English Poet

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William Blake, English Poet

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Kristen Bell, American Actress

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"I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I would box them into a corner with a badly formed question, and they didn't know how to get out of it. Now, I let them take me through it step by step, and I listen."

Alan Alda, American Actor

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"I'm not anxious to be anywhere other than where I am right now."

Amy Grant, American Musician

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