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"Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane."
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"There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You."
"The Fox News cable channel is doing very well because there is a market for what Fox News has to offer."
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"It's my responsibility as a singer-songwriter to report the news."
"Leaks and whispers are a daily routine of news-gathering in Washington."
"They are words you don't easily forget: I don't have good news."
"I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture."
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"I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future."
"What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it."
"I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers."
"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
"I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point."
"When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars."
"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."
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