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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"School...school... is just nothing... if you think that you are going to learn something. You are here wrong, you wanna see the system?It's in about23 Channels as a start then increases... decreases... even with different topics in the end... they want you to recall the whole data from the 23 Channels as for Perfect, as For under Perfect Okay..okay... but still not perfect, as for Good... Just an Okay... and as for Middle... Little from there and little from there as for the last... Nothing at all."
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"Sunday school don't make you cool forever."
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"While I was in high school, I started working professionally and got an agent."
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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
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"Racial and denominational schools impart to the membership of their communities something which the general educational institution is wholly unable to inculcate."
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"He nodded toward the sub. "This is going to be a blow-off day."I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the "normal" school world was a mystery. "What does that mean, exactly.""Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them."
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"When I was in Taiwan, I was taught in school that Taiwan is part of China."
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"I was always in plays at school and in school concerts - you could say I liked to show off."
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"I wore a woman's antique fur jacket to my high school junior prom."
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"Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us."
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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
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"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."
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"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."
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"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
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"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."
People
"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
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"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."
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