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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"Seneca brings vividly before us a picture of the various scholars assembled in a school of the philosophers."
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"When I went to school, I was in the same mode. I did the things I enjoyed, what I loved."
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"When I did Inherit the Wind, I learned about teaching school. I also found out what a fundamentalist was."
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"We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well."
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"It wasn't until school that we realised that we were abnormal."
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"But even in elementary school and junior high, I was very interested in space and in the space program."
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"Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising."
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"I was an undergraduate at Princeton, and I was pressed by the math department to go on to graduate school. Actually they gave me fellowships that paid my way, otherwise I would not have been able to continue."
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"I started in high school and then I went onto professional training after that."
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"I went to graduate school at Harvard for one year I worked in the state legislature in Sacramento for one year. I taught school in Compton for two years."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
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"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."
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"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
Mother

"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
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"There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting."
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"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
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"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage."
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"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."
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"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
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