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"I'm the audience's representative on earth."
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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."
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"It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth."
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"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."
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"I want to find someone on the earth so intelligent that he welcomes opinions which he condemns."
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"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."
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"It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth."
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"Keep talking about moving toxic wastes, but never let it cross your mind to quit producing them. Keep Judging yourselves in Manson. Don't look in the mirror. You will serve the Earth as much as she serves you or you will commit suicide."
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"Less than an hour before he'd congratulated himself on escaping all the traps of Earth, all the snares of Man. Not knowing that the greatest trap of all, the final and the fatal trap, lay on this present planet."
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"Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons."
Funny
"The standing ovation threw me... to be held in such regard in a town so full of talent is quite something."
Talent
"Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old."
Man
"Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award."
Time
"Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think."
Age
"If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it."
Control
"I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed."
Life
"Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write."
Life
"I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop."
American
"The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years."
Actor
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