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"Isn't watching sacred potential kill itself as good a punishment as eternal fire?"
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"But I knew if I ran I'd never be able to sing, so I had to take my punishment."
"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way."
"Extraordinary afflictions are not always the punishment of extraordinary sins, but sometimes the trial of extraordinary graces."
"The principle inherent in the clause that prohibits pointless infliction of excessive punishment when less severe punishment can adequately achieve the same purposes invalidates the punishment."
"I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment."
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else."
"Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth."
"The method of collective punishment so far has proved effective."
"Murderer ain't fit to eternity."
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"Anyone who thinks traditional and modern interpretations of demons are frightening had better remember that real angels inspired awe because they were so ghastly. How we usually think of angel is all due to Renaissance painters trying to sex up the concept. Most Christians, if they saw an angel in the flesh, would go run for their guns."
"I know for a fact the first UFOs reported in modern times, just before the crash at Roswell, were boomerang shaped and were reported as 'flying saucers' to describe the motion of their flight, like a saucer skipping over water. Yet immediately after, people saw and photographed saucer-shaped objects. Boomerang-shaped objects were rarely seen. Now people mostly report seeing large triangles instead of discs or boomerangs, because that is what they are told to expect to see."
"American culture enforces such rigid gender roles for male friendships that they are gay unless they materially resemble a beer commercial."
"Is there a term for when you are only gay for the top half of someone?"I think that makes you bisect-ual."
"They had perfected their team nagging to a level where they no longer had to confer and felt they would be wasting their talents if they only admonished their own children."
"The dark places will not be instinctively frightening, true, but isn't it better that children fear boogeymen than pedophiles? Isn't it better that libraries are filled to the brim with stories and not only words?"
"When I see the moon on a clear night, I do say "blessed be" and I remind myself to be grateful to the universe that I happen to exist in such a lovely and wondrous world, even and especially as I can rattle on about magma cooling, abiogenesis, and natural selection."
"My main nurturing instinct toward children is mild sadism--picking them up and threatening to drop them--which is why I am a good uncle but would make a poor father."
"God has planned the world too perfectly for me to doubt that everyone is where they are supposed to be."
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