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Doug Coupland

"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal."

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"They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun."

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"Fate is for losers."
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"Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room."
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"You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself."
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"Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler."
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"I think the killers get far too much attention."
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"You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Technology favors horrible people."
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"Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters."
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"Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it."
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