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"Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one."
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"Dictionaries are always fun, but not always reassuring."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that."
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"The fun is in figuring out why the French are susceptible to such tripe."
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"But I have been in some very beautiful churches, then I've looked outside and seen people starving to death."
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"With my voice and my band, I can do anything."
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"You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be."
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"I think Shakespeare is really the one. Words as music and music as words. Everything he wrote was good, which is really frightening."
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"I don't think artists are made, I think they're born."
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"I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either."
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"I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles."
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"I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees."
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"I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any."
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"I think most people try to get others to see through their eyes."
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