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"It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"In my last band, Soundgarden, I had a couple of different drummers sit in on some stuff and it was fun for me to kind of take a break and watch the band."
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"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."
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"It would have been a lot of fun as a receiver to play."
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"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds."
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"I hope to actually get back to painting someday... soon. I sort of transitioned into cartooning from painting."
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"I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come."
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"I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over."
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"Now interpersonal politics... that's what it's all about."
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"It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not."
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"Yeah, I don't deal with current events or pop culture, and I avoid politics like the plague."
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"People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that."
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"Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad."
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"We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about."
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