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"A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover."
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"Disco's are tricky. You look a total wally if you dance too early but after one crucial song tips the disco over, you look a sad saddo if you don't."
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"Anyone who is honestly seeking a job and can't find it deserves the attention of the United States government and the people."
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"Now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)"
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"It's a highly deceptive world, one that constantly asks you to comment but doesn't really care what you have to say."
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"When two men live together they usually maintain a kind of shabby neatness out of incipient rage at each other. Two men alone are constantly on the verge of fighting, and they know it."
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"First dates are great ways to see how someone acts when putting his best foot forward."
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"They should be going to sleep, but good company is the enemy of sleep."
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"It's only in the finer points that it gets complicated and contentious, the inability to realize that no matter what our religion or gender or race or geographic background, we all have about 98 percent in common with each other. Yes, the differences between male and female are biological, but if you look at biology as a matter of percentage, there aren't a whole lot of things that are different. Race is different purely as a social construct, not as an inherent difference. And religion - whether you believe in God or Yahweh or Allah or something else, odds are that at heart you want the same things. For whatever reason, we like to focus on the 2 percent that's different, and most of the conflict in the world comes from that."
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"This is what you do now to give your day topography--scan the boxes, read the news, see the chain of your friends reporting about themselves, take the 140-character expository bursts and sift through for the information you need. It's a highly deceptive world, one that constantly asks you to comment but doesn't really care what you have to say. The illusion of participation can sometimes lead to participation. But more often than not, it only leads to more illusion, dressed in the guise of reality."
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"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks."
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"When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before."
Reading
"He has made a profession out of a business and an art out of a profession."
Art
"A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover."
Social
"The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech."
Art
"When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable."
Travel
"For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed."
Life
"Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality."
Food
"To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history."
History
"One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention."
Friendship
"My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I am more respected in the community, I am stronger, I am more intelligent and I think I am better than he is. I don't want to be a pal, I want to be a father."
Age
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