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"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."
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"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."
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"Only the Prince of Peace gives peace."
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"There is a heroism in crime as well as in virtue. Vice and infamy have their altars and their religion."
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"There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any of those guys. He was a convicted thief, being executed. So don't knock the guys on death row. Maybe they know something you don't."
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"A Unitarian very earnestly disbelieves what everyone else believes."
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"A universe with a God would look quite different from a universe without one. A physics, a biology where there is a God is bound to look different. So the most basic claims of religion are scientific. Religion is a scientific theory."
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"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
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"Keep your hope in the Lord."
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"Religion is a cultural relic inherited from ancient civilizations that doctrinal influence persists globally in modern times. Religious people rely upon their notional belief in the primal innocence of human beings in order to support the abstract supposition of inherently benevolent God guiding human souls."
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"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
Father
"Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor."
Books
"Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier."
Happiness
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
Love
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
Prevention
"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."
Marriage
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
Enemy
"Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children."
Family
"When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?"
Family
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."
Temptation
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