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"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
Money
"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
Change
"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
Famous
"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
Work
"I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!"
Artist
"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
Deep
"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"
Act
"The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs."
People
"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
Mother
"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine."
Challenge
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"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."
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Personal Development
"Wherever your thoughts and beliefs can take you, you can go there."
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Personal Development
"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
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Personal Development
"Heresy is another word for freedom of thought."
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Personal Development
"Each "way of thinking" has its own shape and color, which wax and wane like the moon."
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Personal Development
"Eternity eludes us, even as a thought."
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Personal Development
"The only way to make a great thought great is to share it."
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Personal Development
"Language is the dress of thought."
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Personal Development
"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."
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Personal Development
"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."
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