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"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun."
Being

"It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels."
Life

"It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack."
Innovation

"To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time."
Time

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
Men

"We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change."
Change

"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun."
Fun

"Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents."
Love

"Acting is the perfect idiot's profession."
Acting

"Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age."
Age
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