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"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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"People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone."

"Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone."

"People who see beauty all around them live in a beautiful world. People who see danger all around them live in a dangerous world."

"Now I don't know half of the young people in the industry. It's too spread out, too diffuse."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."


"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."


"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"


"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."


"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
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