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"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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"A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people."

"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."

"This, to me, is the ultimately heroic trait of ordinary people; they say no to the tyrant and they calmly take the consequences of this resistance."

"Things were easier for the old novelists who saw people all of a piece. Speaking generally, their heroes were good through and through, their villains wholly bad."

"People usually think according to their inclinations, speak according to their learning and ingrained opinions, but generally act according to custom."
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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."


"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."


"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."


"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"


"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
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