"You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat."

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"A wise doctor does not mutter incantations over a sore that needs the knife."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

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"Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society."

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"The Crown Prince has said he needs to broaden political participation in the governing of Saudi Arabia."

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"A functioning police state needs no police."

William S. Burroughs, American Writer

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"Nothing is more fairly distributed than common sense: no one thinks he needs more of it than he already has."

Rene Descartes, French Mathematician

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"I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail."

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"I play a percussion instrument, not a musical saw; it needs no amplification. Where it's needed, they put a microphone in front of the bass drum. But, I don't think it's necessary to play that way every night."

Buddy Rich, American Musician

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"The reason why I buy into the Democratic Party more than the Republican Party is because there are over 2,000 verses of Scripture that deal with responding to the needs of the poor."

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"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership."

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"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

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"Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies."

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"Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset."

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"Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes."

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