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"Not very many people can draw who are illustrators today."
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"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
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"For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion."
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"What had begun as a movement to free all black people from racist oppression became a movement with its primary goal the establishment of black male patriarchy."
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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
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"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
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"Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters."
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"I don't want my books to exclude anyone, but if they have to, then I would rather they excluded the people who feel they are too smart for them!"
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"With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless."
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"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
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"Mel Blanc has been gone for 30 years, even though he's still around."
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"From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now."
Experience
"All artists get better with age. The more you draw, the better you're going to get."
Age
"There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up."
Talent
"To make something look real and alive, nothing can be symmetrical because nothing in real life is symmetrical. You have to make it look organic."
Life
"The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other."
Talk
"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
Fun
"George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already."
Character
"I influenced the BG style by not being able to draw perspective. The BG artists developed cool graphic painting styles to make my bad backgrounds look like they were that way on purpose."
Purpose
"Schools are really bad now. Schools are not only bad in reading, writing and arithmetic, they're worse in cultural aspects, like in music and art. They don't teach you anything."
Music
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