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"He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him."

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
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"I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why."

"I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head."

"I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games."

"Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world."
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