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"There is nothing that disgusts a man like getting beaten at chess by a woman."
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"It was as if my whole life revolved around trying to judge the appropriate point in a conversation to say goodbye."
"Be interested yourself, and you will interest others."
"You know, in a society where children just about have to seek parental permission to sit on Santa's knee, the word 'paedophile' should send more shivers up your spine than the word 'druggie'."
"These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous, and most importantly, you got to send them to the recycle bin."
"Did you see that dress? "I saw the dress. "Did you like it? He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance? When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school. I smiled and fell asleep."
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"One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one."
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"There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you."
"How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man."
"It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous."
"Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure."
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