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"We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude."
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"We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude."
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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"I was gravely warned by some of my female acquaintances that no woman could expect to be regarded as a lady after she had written a book."
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"I think the thing that I most appreciate now is that stereotypes involving Jewish identity activate fears of persecution that exist in the present day."
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"When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed."
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"People will always choose more money over more sex."
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"The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member."
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"You can never become rich unless you like rich people."
People

"You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal."
Creativity

"Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal."
Being

"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."
Old

"Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without."
World

"If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil."
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"When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon."
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"If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure."
Failure
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