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Ogden Nash

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

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"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

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"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

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"Children are angels."

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"We come into the world through a man and a woman. But life blessings us with many fathers and mothers."

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"A new baby is a bundle of hope, a smiling imagination, and a dancing dreams."

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"The real beauty of a house is always the happiness inside that house!"

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"A philanderer cannot be a parent - a parent cannot be a philanderer."

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"We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did-a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor."

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"A healthy world is made of healthy nations. A healthy nation is made of healthy families. And a healthy family can only be raised on the foundation of a monogamous relationship."

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"Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys."

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"Children are holy angels."

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"I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm."

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"Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor."

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"Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you."

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"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."

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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

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"The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk."

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"Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

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"The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin."

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"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."

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"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"

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