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"I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."
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"I did it,... I talked to Stephen King in a dream... not once but twice in two dreams. - As far from here I can tell you it's awesome... I did it... I jerkoff on a dream... dreaming that I'm jerking off.... I did it... I fucked a girl in a dream!"
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"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
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"Dreaming pleasantly is spiritual."
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"Is safety the 'dream' that will kill all of my other 'dreams?' For the truth is, no 'real' dream is safe."
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"World peace, true love, and happily-ever-afters amount to wasted wishes, failed endeavors, and most precious dreams."
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"You want to fly? Find an art and watch it carefully!"
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"I will pursue the dream, no matter how long it takes to fulfil it."
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"I will never give up on my dreams. I have the patient to wait and work hard for its fulfillment."
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"Every dream is a butterfly flying in the garden we call life in search of flowers of success and happiness."
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"Every great dream, meet an opposing views. The certainty within our spirit made the dream reality."
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"If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again."
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"I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."
Dream
"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
Father
"I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience."
Insecurity
"You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character."
Character
"I love standup and I haven't given it up."
Love
"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning."
Money
"People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film."
People
"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."
Life
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