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"I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out."
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"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."
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"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."
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"The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth."
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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."
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"In his brief 21 years on this earth, Michael Smith Jr. touched countless lives."
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"Each person has their own calling on this Earth."
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"For years, I've been wondering what could happen to nuclear submarines when they dive and disappear from the surface of the earth for months, without a trace. No one really knows where they are."
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"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth."
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"The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything."
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"You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds."
People
"When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body."
Sports
"The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be."
Self
"You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church."
Church
"I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out."
Earth
"I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another."
Home
"People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw."
People
"Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us."
Time
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