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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."
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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies."
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"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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"There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy, the latter - an act."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"It's fun, but the fun is where it always was. I mean, it's still fun to strap on my Les Paul in the basement and turn up the Marshall amp. I'm still 15. I still enjoy that as much as I ever did."
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"You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call your own."
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"Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial to make a living, that shouldn't be your inspiration. Do it for yourself."
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"I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music."
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"I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection."
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"Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without a safety net. Our experience is not so different from those who march to the beat of different drummers."
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"I've crashed my car three times."
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"I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary."
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"You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I'm making more money."
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"I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things."
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"Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand."
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