"I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."

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"I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died."

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"I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not. They need salvation just like anybody else."

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"I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman."

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"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell."

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