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"His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers."
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"Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day."
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"His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers."
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"This is the most I have ever been in the sewers in one place. If someone had said to me a month ago, 'Hey, Jackal, guess where you'll be spending most of your time in New Covington? Ankle-deep in shit!' I would've ripped their lips off."
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"All disgust is originally disgust at touching."
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"The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk. The bloodsucker grasped it, twisted the cylinder's halves apart, and retrieved a roll of papers. "Photographs, Ghastek said, handing me a couple of sheets from the roll."That's disgusting."He is thirty years old, Ghastek said. "All his internal organs, with the exception of the heart, atrophied long ago. The throat makes for a very good storage cavity. People seem to prefer it to the anus.Translation: be happy I didn't pull it out of my ass. Thank the gods for small favors."
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"If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke."
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"I mean, we've had all these awful pictures from the prison in Iraq and these sort of memos floating around about justifying torture, all this kind of stuff. And it makes you want to take a shower, you know?"
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"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
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"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished."
Change

"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"
Emotional

"If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't."
Life

"We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it's our job to invent something better."
Self-Hood

"If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible."
Want

"Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart."
Impermanence

"A woman calls from Seaview to say her linen closet is missing. Last September, her house had six bedrooms, two linen closets. She's sure of it. Now she's only got one. She comes to open her beach house for the summer. She drives out from the city with the kids and the nanny and the dog, and here they are with all heir luggage, and their towels are gone. Disappeared. Poof. Bermuda triangulated."
Mystery

"His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers."
Disgust

"After fight club you're so relaxed, you just cannot care."
Calm
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