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Joel Osteen

"If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media."

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"If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media."

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Amber Hurdle

"Myspace alone has just over 80 million users and ranks as the sixth most popular English language website and the eighth most popular site in the world."

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"Up till now it has been thought that the growth of the Christian myths during the Roman Empire was possible only because printing was not yet invented. Precisely the contrary. The daily press and the telegraph, which in a moment spreads inventions over the whole earth, fabricate more myths (and the bourgeois cattle believe and enlarge upon them) in one day than could have formerly been done in a century."

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Amber Hurdle

"All the promise of a movie is in the trailer."

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"It is far more difficult to murder a phantom than a reality."

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"The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were."

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"The tendency to gather and to breed philosophers in universities does not belong to ages of free and humane reflection: it is scholastic and proper to the Middle Ages and to Germany."

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"We are nauseated by the sight of trivial personalities decomposing in the eternity of print."

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"If you're nice, decent, attractive, get good grades and are talented, no one wants to read about that...They want to read what's out-of-the-ordinary, the scandalous, the shocking and the tragic. They want a story; they want to be captivated and what's typical does not give them that...unless, of course, that person ends up a victim, commits a crime or loses their minds via a love affair."

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Amber Hurdle

"The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn."

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"Madison Avenue is a very powerful aggression against private consciousness. A demand that you yield your private consciousness to public manipulation."

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"Don't sit around depressed and discouraged. Get a new vision for your life."
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"Any of us can be happy and have a good attitude when everything is going our way. But I believe it's the real test of your character and of your faith to say, 'Things are not going our way, but I'm still being good to people; I'm still attending church; I still have a good attitude.'"
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