"It is difficult not to write satire."

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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

Vikrmn, Indian Author

Satire, Stupidity, Mother, Truth, Irony

"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

John Steinbeck, American Author

Satire, Depression, Poverty, Humor, Survival

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

John Updike, American Novelist

Satire, Humor, Irony, Belief, Manipulation

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

Mark Twain, American Author

Satire, God, War, Americans, Geography

"Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut."

Angelica Hopes, Swiss Author

Satire, Guilt, Crime, Irony

"Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must."

Ziad K. Abdelnour, Lebanese Author

Satire, Humor, Wealth, Power, Truth

"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."

Neal Shusterman, American Author

Satire, Disruption, Humor, Impact, Awareness

"He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

Satire, Humor, Religion, Authority

"I will say further, as an officer of an enormous international conglomerate, that nobody who is doing well in this economy ever even wonders waht is really going on.We are chimpanzees. We are orangutans."

Kurt Vonnegut, American Author

Satire, Economy, Ignorance, Truth

"Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious."

Ziad K. Abdelnour, Lebanese Author

Satire, Freedom, Speech, Authority, Irony

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"I wish it, I command it. Let my will take the place of a reason."

Reason

"All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price."

Knowledge

"Our virtues are most frequently but vices disguised."

Virtue

"It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty."

Man

"A child is owed the greatest respect; if you have ever have something disgraceful in mind, don't ignore your son's tender years."

Family

"Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another."

Nature

"This is his first punishment, that by the verdict of his own heart no guilty man is acquitted."

Heart

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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

"Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut."

"Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must."

"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."

"He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something."

"I will say further, as an officer of an enormous international conglomerate, that nobody who is doing well in this economy ever even wonders waht is really going on.We are chimpanzees. We are orangutans."

"Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious."

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"I wish it, I command it. Let my will take the place of a reason."

"All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price."

"Our virtues are most frequently but vices disguised."

"It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty."

"A child is owed the greatest respect; if you have ever have something disgraceful in mind, don't ignore your son's tender years."

"Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another."

"This is his first punishment, that by the verdict of his own heart no guilty man is acquitted."

"There is hardly a case in which the dispute was not caused by a woman."

"Rare is the union of beauty and purity."

"For women's tears are but the sweat of eyes."