"It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

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"It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."

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"It's fun to sing sad songs. And it's fun to listen to sad songs. Enjoyable. Satisfying. Something."

Richard Thompson, British Musician

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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."

Gilbert K. Chesterton, English Writer

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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

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"What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down."

Denis Johnson, German Writer

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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."

Criss Jami, American Philosopher

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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

George Orwell, British Author

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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

Ernest Hemingway, American Novelist

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"Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm."

Philippe Perrin, French Astronaut

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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."

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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."

"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

"Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm."

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